Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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