I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
