Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
His nipple licking is glorious
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