Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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