Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
tell me about the eggs
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