if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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