the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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