Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need to calm my uterus...
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