everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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