DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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