I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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