Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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