Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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