my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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