You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My vagina is officially offended.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
