Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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