So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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