i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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