I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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