i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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