That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
