hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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