I CAN MOONWALK!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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