Small penises have feelings too.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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