I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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