He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I need to stop coming to work sober
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just gargled with NyQuil
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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