you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
where are you?
Hypothermia
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
