he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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