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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."

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(516): View more from New York

if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

morning after pill = breakfast in bed

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(256): View more from Alabama

Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good

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(316): View more from Kansas

We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way

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