your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I believe in your delicious
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I smell like Dick and happiness
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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