I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
