Where is the hickey?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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