i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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