Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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