well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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