I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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