did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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