Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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