Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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