I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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