I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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