DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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