Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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