I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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