kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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