He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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