Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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