Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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