Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
