We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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